Dear rappers: Please. Stop. Acting.

Xzibit

The Mistake: "xXx State of the Union"

The Scenario: Darius Stone, a new agent in the XXX program, is sent to Washington, D.C. to defuse a lame power struggle between national leaders.

Rapper-Turned-Failure: This is film is a triple whammy of suck. First there's Ice Cube scowling through some awkward action scenes, then Xzibit who essentially pimps his ride. What's next? Ol' Dirty Bastard hawking Dirt McGirt Rap Snacks?