Turkey Day football gift guide

Gifts so good, you won't ask for your quarter back (zing!)

By George Ducker, Special to Metromix

We’re not sure who exactly does the programming for the Thanksgiving football games, but one thing’s for certain: their crystal ball (shaped conveniently like Roger Goodell’s head) could use some polishing.

Considering the trifecta of games lined up for Turkey Day, we’ve compiled a little list of fan-related merchandise that will brighten the corners of that special sports fanatic in your family. Because after all, in the National Football League, raw capitalism goes hand-in-hand with both sporting prowess and the occasional roasted bird drenched in gravy.